Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Mid 2011 already?

Here we are almost midway into the year of catastrophe, alive and kicking past doomsday. What happened to rapture and all the rest of the dire predictions? No wait, the reverend is consulting his crystal ball. It's been postponed to October 21 folks, so please stay tuned. You don't want to miss all the fun. The frenzied partying, a chance to slap your boss, and doing whatever it is people might do if it was your last day on earth. All said and done, it wouldn't be much fun to say hello to your boss after the momentous event, provided you still had a job to go to. After the hangover has worn off from the party the night before, where you blew all your savings, there's the debris left over from the party: broken glass, bottles, stale food and the stench of frank revelations. "thought you should know, you are a self-centered bore" and many more such confessions of varying intensity.

So much for musings today. Ciao!

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